I’m the one on the left

Hi, my name is Jesse. I write about politics, music, and comedy for publications including Thought Catalog, Inquisitr, and Prefix Mag. I also study neuropsych and journalism at UC. 

My Myers-Briggs personality type is ENTP. My desert island album is Room On Fire by The Strokes. Like all millennials, I enjoy avocados and am destined for a life of eternal debt. Please give me your money. 

You can find my portfolio on my Proof Of Literacy page and my resume on my History Of Not Sucking page.